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Funny Fortune

April 13, 2012

When my parents were here last weekend we took them to our favorite Chinese buffet.  At the end of the meal the waiter brought us some fortune cookies.  We always go around the table and share our fortunes.  Here are a few that were shared…

Nick:  “Only you can change your life.  No one can do it for you.”

Ohhh…good one.

Me:  “A new friend helps you break out of an old routine.”

I’m always up for a new friend.  And a new routine!

My Mom:  “Learn Chinese – Curry Chicken.”

Oh. My. Gosh.

We were cracking up! 

For those of you that don’t eat Chinese, ALL the fortunes have a “Learn Chinese” word on the back!  Too funny!  They also have your lucky numbers, which would have come in handy a couple of weeks ago when the lottery was 640 million! 

Oh, and before you leave me any comments on the error of our ways regarding fortune cookies (or the lottery), the reading of these fortunes is all in fun.  We do not put our trust in a piece of paper inside a cookie, although there are often wise words on those little papers!  We also do not (usually) play the lottery.  :)

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