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Good Info to Know

May 2, 2013

I was looking up some info on our library’s website when I came across their “Standards of Conduct”.

Did you know that you are NOT allowed to use the library “as a place to bathe or wash personal items”?

Now that is good info to know!

Can’t you just imagine sitting around the table when the “Standards of Conduct” were being written?  I would have loved to have been the person who shared “we better put something in there about not taking a bath at the library.”

And just in case you’re wondering, the following things are also not allowed:  stalking, staring fixedly (Seriously?  What if I’m deep in thought?), sleeping, panhandling, skateboarding (darn!), taking up space beyond what is needed for one person, and having offensive body odor or the presence of pests on your person.

Obviously these people hate fun.  I think I’ll swing by there tomorrow on my skateboard and spend some time staring fixedly.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. candy permalink
    May 2, 2013 11:54 am

    That is hilarious! and the presence of test on your body? So no fleas, ticks or maybe lice? and you know they wrote all those things because they had a problem with them at one time or another.

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